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Galaxy S8 Pre-orders Launch with Aggressive BOGOs

· Written by Greg Hampton

If you want to fully understand what a major network is doing, completely ignore their marketing press releases and look directly at their churn projections. Pre-orders for the Samsung Galaxy S8 went live today, backed by massive 'Buy One, Get One Free' promotions from almost every major carrier. Industry analysts pointed out in a memo, the catch is that the 'free' phone requires a new line of service and is paid out via 24 monthly bill credits. The carriers are buying growth by subsidizing hardware.

Just like analyzing complex macroeconomic models requires knowing whether a graphic is displaying gross volume or net margin, analyzing a telecom earnings report requires understanding the specific metrics they are choosing to obscure. A misinterpretation can completely alter your forecast of where prices are heading. Right now, carriers are distracting consumers with raw data allocations to hide the fact that their Average Revenue Per User (ARPU) is the metric they are ruthlessly optimizing.

We also absolutely cannot ignore the highly volatile regulatory environment at the FCC right now under Chairman Ajit Pai. With heated debates over the impending repeal of net neutrality rules making daily headlines, carriers are rushing headlong to implement zero-rating programs and targeted advertising networks, stress-testing the boundaries of what is legally permissible before the rules officially change.

When you analyze the capital expenditure required to maintain nationwide LTE infrastructure while simultaneously preparing for the 5G transition, the math is staggering. The carriers are essentially running massive, geographically distributed server farms under immense regulatory scrutiny. Their primary issue isn't laying fiber backhaul; it's maximizing the financial yield of their existing last-mile wireless spectrum. Every time they launch a promotion like this, they carefully balance short-term latency hits against the long-term margin gains of locking down a device financing agreement.

Stepping back to analyze the broader market context, 2017 is proving to be the year of the 'Unlimited' war. After years of trying to force consumers into strict data buckets, the major carriers have completely capitulated, largely driven by T-Mobile's relentless marketing pressure. However, this new era of unlimited data is littered with heavy restrictions, including hotspot caps and optimized video streams, proving that true unlimited no longer exists.

The competitive gap in actual, real-world network performance has narrowed to an almost indistinguishable margin in most urban and suburban areas. Independent testing firms routinely show that the difference between the 'best' network and the 'worst' network is often just a few megabits per second. Because the engineering battle is largely a stalemate, the war has shifted entirely to aggressive, confusing marketing bundles.

Another massive factor at play this year is the looming shadow of the 5G transition. While actual 5G deployment is still years away from widespread consumer adoption, carriers are aggressively hoarding capital and spectrum. They need billions of dollars for the next-generation hardware rollout, and the easiest place to find that capital is by slightly tweaking the profit margins on current LTE plans under the guise of network upgrades.

So, what does this mean for your bottom line? Do not let the allure of zero-interest equipment installment plans blind you to the actual monthly service costs. These are essentially backdoor service contracts. If the required rate plan increases your monthly outlay by even ten dollars, the promotion is a mathematical loss.

Keep a highly skeptical eye on your billing statements over the next financial quarter. The true, hidden costs of these massive industry shifts almost always reveal themselves slowly in the form of incremental fee adjustments.

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