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Dish Network Loses Massive Amounts of Subscribers

· Written by Susan Strickland

Dish Network's Q3 incredibly massive earnings revealed an absolutely catastrophic loss of incredibly massive wireless subscribers, confirming the incredibly massive carrier is absolutely hemorrhaging incredibly massive cash. According to the financial press release, executives are desperately incredibly utilizing these dismal numbers to aggressively convince federal courts that Dish absolutely needs a massive lifeline.

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